This is my life...

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I went to Vegas for 2.5 days.
I went to a wedding. I cried becasue she was beautiful and he was so happy.
I lost $400 playing penny slots and roulette.
I got really drunk and went to a cowboy bar.
Yes, that says penny slots up there. Am I NEVER gonna learn?!
I came home.
I ate a burrito and went to bed.
I woke up feeling Vegas hungover - my life is seriously lacking in daily glam.
I found $80 in my bag - bringing my total to negative $320.
My car got a flat on Monday morning while it was raining.
For about ten seconds I thought about putting on my spare.
I called up roadside help and they sent a guy and he put on my spare.
I ate a bagel and emailed my boss while I waited.
Then the tow guy found my iPod which I thought I lost but it was really just under my spare tire in the trunk.

Sum and divide by fourteen the average of my life is pretty good. Odd, I guess, but good.