If you are going to San Francisco

Dear San Francisco music lovers,

You know we are so lucky! We get 100s of AMAZING shows each year to choose from and we get usually get there on a bus to allow for max drinks and fun. Lately I have been feeling like maybe some of us have been taking so liberties that we shouldnot. So... for the good of all could you please:
Not take effing photos every 10 seconds... we all know your iPhone has HD vidieo, but rather than capture that you were here, just BE HERE! Watch the show and enjoy the music feeding your brain.
Girls... in the bathroom, dont be so gross.
If you want to move up in the crowd, try to maybe end up in a place where the person directly behind you is not 6 inches shorter than you.
Dont hug me. I love this song to. Lets love it without grabbing strangers.
Move. Like... when you like a song you can dance. I swear, last show I was at someone got mad at me because my "head kept moving" and they wanted me to stay still so I wouldnt block their camera. Sheesh.

(Yes)

(Oh HELL no)

Thanks so much,
Kate, fellow live music lover